Gay boyfriend profile: My Brian

A gay guy walks into a Hooters Restaurant...

No, this is no joke, Brian really has gone to a Hooters recently. He only wanted some chicken wings.

Brian is an enigma to me sometimes.

Now, that's not to say I don't like him. I really do! It's especially fun to tease him.

Out of all the gaggle, Brian is the biggest nerd. At Christmas, he gets so excited about his annoying Star Wars decorations on the tree. When he plugged in the tree, every single ornament said something like, "Battle star galactica!" But he was so cute when people came over! He was like a little kid, "Hey guys! Want to see my cool tree!" It was really cute.

I'm going to tell you a little secret about Brian. (Not THAT, Mr. Kincaid! hehe)

I am only friends with Jesse to get to Brian. Brian, you see, is very HOTT! Now, I know you are all saying, "He's gay!" but I'm not going to let that stop me. For proof that Brian is HOTT, click here (not the one with the tongue), here, and here. The only person who would disagree with me about this is Adam. But I know that once upon a time, he thought Brian was HOTT too.

Brian is a lot of fun to hang out with. Sometimes, much more fun than Jesse. We have a good time teasing Jesse together just like I do to Anne with Paul.

Usually, when we hang out, Jesse has always been there. Scott and I were commenting that the only things we've ever done with Brian is go to movies. But since Jesse's been gone, we've been hanging out with Brian more. And I've realized that I have much more in common with him than I do with Jesse. Yet, Jesse and I are the closer friends.

He is also really, really smart. Sometimes a little too smart. And then he's just annoying. Like once, the three of us went to see Hotel Rwanda, which, if you haven't seen, you absolutely must. Afterwards, Brian commented how much he loved living in America where things like that don't happen. Well, Jesse being Jesse and Brian being Brian, they got into a "discussion" about how wonderful America is and the war in Iraq and shit. I honestly don't know what was said, mostly because my ADD kicked in like 2 minutes into the conversation. The point is, we stood in the freezing cold car garage late at night at Gateway for like an hour until Jesse and I relented and let Brian believe he was right. And Brian does that often.

You see, as much as Jesse always has to be right, Brian is 10 times worse! But, that makes him Brian.

Brian is such a wonderful person. He is so sweet and caring. I don't think I could imagine he or Jesse without each other. They have made each other who they are. They are both better people today because of each other. (I know, Adam, I didn't know them without each other but whatever!)

Brian is our resident psychologist. He is really good at listening and helping the other gay boyfriends deal with coming out, dating, or general gay problems (and believe me, there is a ton!). Brian has been out the longest (he's going on 10 years now!) so he knows what they're all going through and he's really sweet about helping them--just listening or talking.

I have posted 2 pictures of Brian here because there are 2 sides to Brian. Not like a split personality, but just 2 very unique sides to him. That's why he's such an enigma.

Here is "straight" Brian. The boyfriend who likes sports, video games, and Spike TV. He knows how to fix cars and has REALLY nice muscles (hehe!).















Then here is "Gay" Brian. When he wants to, he can be the gayest thing out there. With his swish and feminine nature, you know without a doubt that this one is so gay! If you don't believe me, just wait for Pride this year. You'll see!