Gay, Drunk, and Annoying? Oh, how I've missed thee.

Not really.

It's been a while since I've written about Brady. I mean, with him being gone to San Francisco, I haven't had to deal with him much.

He's back in town for a few weeks. Yay. And the only things he wants to do are go to the bars and drink. Double yay.

I'm usually okay with this but Brady has a way about him. Whenever he is around certain people, he is really different. In fact, one could say he's a dick. When he drinks, his dick-level increases about 500%. Not fun.

This is what I experienced Wednesday evening.

Not only was he louder and more obnoxious than usual, he was overly sexual and kept trying to show us stuff. Ew. Really.

The highlight of the evening was when he called Jake (the boyfriend) in San Francisco and left a 2-minute drunk message about how he was mad he didn't answer and how hot the owner of the bar was.

I'm sure he really enjoyed that.

Two weeks until he leaves can't come soon enough. Do you think he'll get suspicious if I don't answer anymore of his phone calls?