"It tastes the same." "If you close your eyes."

I invited some friends over for dinner Sunday night. While deciding what to prepare, I made sure to keep in mind the various dietary restrictions of my friends. I usually don't placate people but I figured that since they ARE my friends and they ARE nice and I DO like them so, what the hell.

This is what I had to deal with...

• Shawn - Vegetarian (Thank GOD he's not a vegan anymore!)
• Melissa - Allergic to raw fruits and vegetables AND doesn't eat red meat or pork (She ended up not even coming to dinner. BOO! You whore!)
• Scott - "Claims" he's allergic to nuts.
• And, as we were eating, I saw Jesse take the tomatoes out of his pasta and remembered that Brian doesn't like tomatoes so if he had come, he wouldn't have liked that.

Thank goodness Ken doesn't have any weird allergies--well, to food that is.