On Sunday, I hung out at the Coffee Garden with my friend Darci for three hours. One of the many musings we discussed was how to tell if a guy is gay based upon his hairstyle. It's quite easy as a matter of fact.
You see, straight guys, do not do their hair (unless they are metro). They may wash it in the morning and if they do, they may run a comb through it. And if they do either of these things, they totally deserve a Big Mac...or something.
Not a gay man. Oh no! They almost always have some kind of product in it. And if they do, there is usually some kind of spiky style (thanks, Ken, for being a perfect example on Sunday) or fauxhawk or it at least looks like they tried to style it.
This got me thinking about some other things we think about when we notice gay men. (And by "we" I mean "me"). For example, when you see two guys out to dinner, you automatically think, "Oh, they are friends." But when you see two women out to dinner you think, "Oh, lesbians."
Why is this?!
Anyone have any others to share?
(PS. Just because I posted this here does not mean I am going to regularly blog here again. I just had to say this and it doesn't really fit on any of my other blogs. Well, I may have another post tomorrow here so come back. But not often.)
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
For those of you who don't have amazing Gaydar like I do....
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2 things you gotta say:
I thnk the opposite way. If I see two men eating dinner together I think they're gay.
I just think everybody is gay...
Two women=lesbians
Two men=gay
Guy and chick=gay and chick
Married couple=one of them is definitely having a homosexual fling
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