Okay FINE! I'll do it! But no one will like it!

Eleka tagged me. Woo. But, I don't even think 8 people still read this blog or that I even know 8 people who blog. So, don't get too uppity when I don't tag 8 people.

THE RULES

1. All right, here are the rules.
2. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
3. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
4. People who are tagged write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
5. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

Alrighty then.
#1 - I have perfected the craft of being fake-nice to people and made it into a work of art. Next time you see me at an event, just watch me closely and you will see what I mean! And yet, I hate fake people. Conundrum!

#2 -I could never be a vegetarian because I love bacon too much and I could never be a vegan because I love cheese too much.

#3 - I love ice cream.

#4 - Lately, I haven't been able to spell words correctly when typing. Like easy words too. I wonder if it's a sign of an aneurysm.

#5 - I hurt my Achilles heel. I don't know how and I don't know when. It just hurts and I don't think it can be fixed.

#6 - I despise MySpace but have found myself on it at least once a day since Missy came back.

#7 - In case you didn't know, I read the latest Harry Potter book in two days.

#8 - As you can obviously see, I am grasping for straws here. Oh hell, I'll just give ya a secret. I have a total crush on Joey Lawrence (yes, that Joey Lawrence). I think he's hot. So there. Whatever.

So my picks are really anyone who wants to do this. It's kinda fun. I guess.