Some things I will miss come Monday,

are the incredibly funny emails that Jesse periodically sends me.

Yesterday, I forwarded him this email: (personal information has been deleted to protect the privacy of stupid people).

On 8/9/07, Meg wrote:
Jesse,
I think you and Brian should join this club at the U this year!
You could both bring a lot to the table I have no doubt.

Megan

Utah Eagle Forum wrote:

From: "Utah Eagle Forum"
To: "- UEF"
Subject: UTAH EAGLE FORUM COLLEGIANS -- U of U Chapter!
Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007 09:58:45 -0600

EAGLES! The time is NOW to help get College clubs going -- our 1st focus is the University of Utah.

PLEASE SEND CORY& DALANE MORE REFERENCES!

Exciting News!

We now have a Utah Eagle Forum Collegian Club

at the University of Utah!

Please send us contact info (name and phone number or e-mail address) for all of the U Students that you know and we will contact them -- find out if they are interested and let them know how they can be involved!

Send contact info to:

• Cory
• Dalane
  

Jesse's reply to me was priceless! Here it is:

Megan,

Thank you for telling us of the opportunity! As University Eagles, we'll be able to defend family values against fags and single moms!

Yay!

Jesse

I laughed out loud for at least 10 minutes. And I keep laughing as I read it now.