More from Overheard in NYC

Wednesday One-Liners Taste the Rainbow

Seven-year-old, looking around: Mommy, is this a gay place?

--Columbus Circle Mall

Deadpan guy: Just for future reference, when you have gay sex in a bathroom stall, you might wanna put paper bags over your feet so people don't see two pairs of male feet under the door and catch on... I'm just saying.

--Wagner College

Overheard by: Zabet

Fat chick: Gay sex makes everything better.

--Nederlander Theatre

Scruffy college student to friend: So, I told my parents I was gay... Then they told me I was adopted.

--Starbucks

Overheard by: ramona

Old Asian woman, smiling after reading tabloid cover: He is not gay!

--Barnes & Noble, 18th & 5th

Overheard by: I still think he is :-/, BiTCHESSSS!!

via Overheard in New York, Feb 6, 2008
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