Friday Five

1. What are you most self-conscious about?
That people think I'm a lesbian just because I have so many gay boyfriends.

Hello, I am not friends with any women to BE a lesbian!

Duh!

2. What's your favorite word?
Megalomaniac

3. What's your biggest fear?
Leaving my underwear in the dryer at the laundromat.

4. What's the weirdest thing ever to happen to you at work/school?
Actually having to do work.

5. If you were going to have a revolution, what kind of society would you create?
One in which I am queen and am surrounded by gay boys who make me laugh while they make me martini's and a caprese salad.
Oh wait...