Some things I forgot yesterday

I wrote that last post in a sleepy haze and kept remembering things about my weekend today so I thought I'd give you some more highlights of Pridaho.

1. The bar was called Charley's and every time the DJ said "Charley's" I yelled, "Ccchhhaaarrrllliiieee!!! Want to go to candy mountain?!" Of course, no one knew what in the hell I was talking about.

2. For pretty much every 80s song I yelled, "Oh my gosh! I LOVE this song!"

3. We made friends with a lesbian couple and I liked hanging out with them! I now have favorite lesbian friends! Woo hoo!

4. I am a wonderful fairy princess. Every gay man should want me to be theirs!

5. Gay men--unless they are your friend or have known you for more than one day--will NEVER remember a girl's name (straight or gay). This is a long-standing hypothesis of mine and it was proven over and over and over again this weekend. Not that I minded for you see, I realize they do not want to get to know me--they want to get to know my gay.