It's not scary, it's kinda hot...unless they're ugly.

Oh, Wait, It's Just the Clintons

Little girl: Mom! Mom! I'm so scared! I just saw the scariest thing!
Mother: What is it? What's wrong?
Little girl: I saw two men kissing!

--Pizzeria Uno's, Astoria

via Overheard in New York, Sep 6, 2007
And that's it!