The Gays I Know: A Primer

A recent Instant Message Conversation:

Sheryl: Arshad was the guy who trained us at Democracy for America weekend. He is the cutest Queen. I thought you knew him???
Megan: contrary to popular belief, i do not know every gay in the world.
Megan: just those from state street to foothill blvd.
Sheryl: state street to foothill..what south?
Megan: approx. 2100 south
Sheryl: okay so 2100 south to foothill to state and what north?
Megan: capitol
Sheryl: okie so the poor gays in Sandy don't know you?
Megan: nope
Megan: that's darci's territory
Sheryl: LOL

(Please note: There are A FEW exceptions for I know a few who live in West Valley and Ogden. I just feel sorry for them.)