Falling like flys everywhere I go

See, I told you I'd write another one...

Anywho, a few weeks ago, I found out that two guys I know who I thought were gay are really straight. I found this out because I met their girlfriends. It sucked because they were gay and really good-looking and unavailable and now it sucks because they are straight, still good-looking, and still unavailable.

The other day, I found out that a guy I thought was straight is gay. I thought he was flirting with me when he came up and rubbed my shoulders and told me I smelled nice (Bath & Body Works Japanese Cherry Blossom Lotion). The way I found out he was gay: He said, "You know, I'd totally date her if I was straight." I am only hoping my jaw didn't drop as far down as I thought it did.

That would have been awkward.